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Post by lumineaux on Oct 13, 2015 4:59:05 GMT
I'm sure the joke is really just that, LOL, let's copy-paste his beard over his junk, but, you know... we'll take what we can get.
(Also, I don't know what I expected with a did a Google Image Search for "pickles metalocalypse naked" but it was not what I got and I was a little startled, WOOPS.)
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Post by whoamsthere on Oct 13, 2015 6:18:49 GMT
Aw, lumineaux. I can only imagine the atrocities of that google search. Sucks XD It may have been a joke about goatees but hey. It's fucking awesome that we can see him as one of us.
But yeah, BrutalGuy! Pickles' life story really resonates with me too. The episode is Rehabklok and it's during his song that he goes streaking- rampaging for a drink. I think on Adult Swim they put a black censor bar over him but you can see it on the dvd or you can find the song on youtube
Really enjoyed reading theories about Murderface here. Hope y'all are right- that'd be amazing to see.
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Post by ThatBrutalGuy on Oct 13, 2015 7:55:28 GMT
Well let me just...  (Also, yes... YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS. Trans!genderfucked metalheads FTW!) !!!!!!!! this is eVERYTHING I HAVE. EVER WANTED. HEADCANON accepted. Nothing can ever change my mind. I'm ready. Pickles is my new life goal. |
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Post by kitanya on Oct 13, 2015 10:30:52 GMT
XD I will ever understand why they did that with Pickles when everyone else gets normal looking junk. Even Murderface's Murderknob, as I like to call it, looks perfectly normal despite Pickles saying it looks all gnarled like it was stuck in a hornets nest or whatever. Pickles must have been high at the time, because the Murderknob is sexy, damn it.
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Post by lumineaux on Oct 16, 2015 0:39:25 GMT
Oh oh, I'm also still on the fence about Jomfru's loyalty. I'd like to see him champion for us in the end, but... you never know!
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Post by XBlazingStarX on Oct 16, 2015 8:32:43 GMT
Where final chapter theories are concerned, I think Murderface is going to get to finally have a chance to shine and be a true hero, once he can be snapped out of whatever it was that happened to him in the Depths of Humanity. Nathan will have to save Murderface from the poison he seems to have been given by the strange man in the Depths of Humanity (likely Salacia in disguise or controlling someone as he does with the General) by proving he meant what he said when he said he would risk his life for Murderface. This will snap Murderface out of his apparent mind control, and lead to him doing something that directly leads to Salacia being defeated once and for all. Why do I feel so strongly that Murderface will be that important? In the images of the Prophecy that Charles and Ishnifus reveal, Murderface is in the center of the group. Off the top of my head, I can't think of any other time Murderface is ever shown to be in the center during anything vaguely important. It's always Nathan in the center, and usually Murderface being on one end or the other. But in the Prophecy painting, Murderface has been placed in Nathan's usual spot, while Nathan is on the far left side where Murderface is in the main group shot we see during the opening theme and such. It just feels to me like this was a very deliberate thing, and not just random placement by whoever was in charge of drawing that. Murderface is rarely if ever seen front and center, in the spotlight as it were, but yet in the Prophecy he's seen front and center. Exactly HOW he'll become so important, I don't know, but I think he's going to wind up being the most important member of the band when it comes to fulfilling the prophecy. Oh definitely! I don't think the "recovery helmet" in the Prophecy paintings is coincidence, either. I have a feeling the rise of HandsomeFace and Planet Piss will be a part of the final chapter, engineered by Salacia, of course, but Murderface will get his ass in gear and Hulk-smash a bitch. Something like that... Murderface reminds me a little too much of myself before I realized depression was ruling my every action, so I don't pay too close of attention to him, but I think you're right on the money with assuming he will be key to the ending. Personally, I'd like to see Murderface be the one to save the rest of the band and prove that a) he gives a shit, and b) he's capable. Not that he hasn't, after saving all those people, just doin' his job as fire chief, and being the life-saving cock-block for Nathan. But I sort of felt like that was one of the first hints of what was going on with the Traitor!Face story-line is how ready he was to dip on Toki, and specifically the "none of you would save me, why should I give a fuck?" I have admittedly read way too much into Doomstar, but I don't think the overarcing concepts of the Depths of Humanity and the whole "this is a den of resentment and jealousy, inside is all that you fear" is just a throw-away. We'll be seeing those themes again, for sure. (Another partial theory is that they each have to overcome the human/weak aspects of themselves to allow the Dethlights to come through. Letting go of their bullshit "we don't care about each other" business was obviously what triggered their first real appearance to kill the Assassin, but I'd love to watch that continue to happen, sort of like a "seal breaking" or what have you. That's why I love the "Well we'd rather burn in hell than let you takes ours" line, because it makes it absolutely apparent that they aren't saving Toki to save the band/record sales, they're saving Toki because he's part of their dumb, dysfunctional, fucked-up family.) One last thing, in regards to Murderface being in the center of the Dethlights, I don't know if it's significant, but I love the visual balance that in the reveal scene, while the other three are a little harder to pick out, I think they're all standing in front of themselves when they're looking at the Prophecy. I love everything about this theory. I've watched this show over and over again, and even I didn't pick up on some of the themes mentioned here. |
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Post by tokiscat on Oct 21, 2015 6:19:55 GMT
Okay, this is a pretty minor one, but it's a pretty big deal to me. I like to believe that it is Toki playing the guitar solo in "Blazing Star" (the complete song on the cd, not the version in the cartoon). It sounds different to me than most other Dethklok solos, and I like to think that after everything that happened in Doomstar that Skwisgaar has learned to share the spotlight a bit... Thoughts?
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Post by XBlazingStarX on Oct 22, 2015 4:27:14 GMT
In terms of Final Chapter theories, I know that sometime after the Doomstar Requiem ended, I started imagining what season 5 would be like when it started out. I didn't think very far because anything can happen at this point, but it started out something like this: As episode one of season 5 premieres, the episode starts out with a flashback of Dethklok being enveloped by the Doomstar and the deth lights awaken, at the tear the Metal Masked Assassin apart. As he explodes, a bright white light envelops the whole TV screen, and either Nathan wakes up in a cold sweat in disbelief that that actually happened, or Abigail wakes up in a cold sweat, next to Nathan, in disbelief about what she saw. Then it cuts to a news report about Toki's return and the renovation of the Depths of Humanity, where Dethklok is being thanked for their contribution, and they actually take the time to do interviews. But during the interviews, they're not completely with it because they keep looking back into the sky because they're the only ones, other than the Church, who know of the Doomstar's existence. (As a bonus, I'll throw this in out of unrealistic hope because I liked him: Magnus wakes up in the same bed Charles first woke up after he was wounded, also in a cold sweat in disbelief about everything he saw. He had the same poison administered to his heart, and his wound was healed. He was saved by the Church and by Charles because, like Edgar, he decided to use him for something; "we even turned to our enemies for help". Somehow, haven't figured out how yet, but he saw what happened to Magnus, and how he changed at the very end; maybe an insider disguised as a revengeancer. As the man who stands behind shadows in the prophecy, Charles decides to give Magnus a chance at redemption by being a spy for him. He has him spy on Selatcia. [Maybe because he saw a supernatural event occur, maybe he'd be invisible to Selatcia just like Charles is now.]) And that's all I got. |
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Post by XBlazingStarX on Oct 22, 2015 4:32:43 GMT
Oh oh, I'm also still on the fence about Jomfru's loyalty. I'd like to see him champion for us in the end, but... you never know! Well, I mean, during the opera, he did say that everything he's doing, he's doing for his brother. It could really go either way for him: Doing it in remembrance of Eric and the bond they shared over their love for Dethklok's music, or doing it for his brother in the sense of Revengeance (which seems unlikely from Black Fire Upon Us). |
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Post by lumineaux on Oct 22, 2015 5:37:13 GMT
Oh oh, I'm also still on the fence about Jomfru's loyalty. I'd like to see him champion for us in the end, but... you never know! Well, I mean, during the opera, he did say that everything he's doing, he's doing for his brother. It could really go either way for him: Doing it in remembrance of Eric and the bond they shared over their love for Dethklok's music, or doing it for his brother in the sense of Revengeance (which seems unlikely from Black Fire Upon Us). I'd like to think it's not plausible, either, I'd love to see Jomfru come out as a hero. Time will tell! |
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Post by Magnus Hammersmith on Nov 1, 2015 17:13:12 GMT
Oh oh, my favorite head!canon (which will probably get worked into fic at some point) is that CFO voices Facebones. I like to think it's his outlet to bitch about the boys (NOT LIKE SOOOOOME DRUMMERRRS) and probably originated from making fun of Dick Knubbler. G'bye, fuck-o's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg....... Omg wow. Headcanon accepted but at what cost |
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Post by Magnus Hammersmith on Nov 1, 2015 17:14:52 GMT
Also im completely obsessed with Skwisgaar being genderqueer and transfeminine. Like still using male pronouns but loving to use feminine words about him and wearing dresses and what not. Like sign me the fuck up. Thats not really a headcanon tho since hes not like this in canon, i guess its more of an interpretation or an au lmao
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Post by whoamsthere on Nov 4, 2015 23:18:05 GMT
^Gender queer/transfeminine Skwisgaar would be such a cool AU.
That being said, one of my most favorite quotes from the show is that little back and forth he and Toki had at the grocery store. Ya know, the tampons thing?
"...Youz a lady, Skwisgaar." "NO, I'M NOT!" Kills me ever time. He just totally explodes XD
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Post by Magnus Hammersmith on Nov 7, 2015 0:44:44 GMT
^Gender queer/transfeminine Skwisgaar would be such a cool AU. That being said, one of my most favorite quotes from the show is that little back and forth he and Toki had at the grocery store. Ya know, the tampons thing? "...Youz a lady, Skwisgaar." "NO, I'M NOT!" Kills me ever time. He just totally explodes XD Thank you 0u0 I absolutely ADORE this moment and this episode tbh How fragile is Skwisgaars masculinity |
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